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Motivational Poster Fun, Pt.7

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Folks, meet Zorro. See, Samuel, a captain of the cellblock in "The Story of Ricky-Oh", lost his eye and one arm to Ricky. So he decided to hire Zorro to get Ricky while he was in the shower.

......NO I DO NOT MEAN THAT WAY. :hump:

You sickos. >.<

I'd just like to point out that Zorro would probably have been much more intimidating if not for the two gallons of drool dribbling off his giant man-boobs. So I apologize if I mentally scarred you by showing you this picture.

Seriously, what was the director thinking? Did he ASK an actor to gain eighteen million pounds, or did he just go from actor to actor in Hong Kong, trying to find the guy who had the biggest jugs he'd even seen? Did he literally WEIGH all his options? Did he have them fight to see who had the hardest time going through a kitchen door? I mean, dear GOD, this guy's gotta weigh more than 200 friggin' POUNDS!

And the saddest thing is? This movie pretty much killed everyone involved in it's career. This guy probably felt the worst sting of all.

Seriously, he's on screen for less than one full minute. I timed it. Five seconds being shown in his jail cell, five seconds of showing his thick legs stomping around, and about thirty seconds of him punching Ricky, bragging, and then floundering around on the floor in a "Help, I've fallen and I REALLY can't get up" fashion cuz his stomach's been..."Ricky-Rolled". :iconrickrolledplz:

So here's to you, Zorro. Wherever you are. :iconthumbsupplz:
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schizocatgirl264's avatar
Uh the fat guy did? My boyfriend is scarier