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My hatred for "Poker Face"...in SOOOONG!

Journal Entry: Sat Aug 15, 2009, 4:56 PM

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

I hear that long-nosed biddy singing on the radio...
Her song has got me moving, yeah it makes me wanna go...
Right to the bathroom, I'll be pukin' out my guts...
I cannot stand to hear that song, they play it way too much!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Her stupid hook...no good in my book!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
The chorus sucks, enough is ENOUGH!

How I hate, how I hate,
Oh how I hate that Poker face!
(God I hate it, God I hate it!)
How I hate, how I hate,
Oh how I hate that Poker face!
(God I hate it, God I hate it!)

I hate-hate-Poker-Face, hate-hate-Poker Face!
I hate-hate-Poker-Face, hate-hate-Poker Face!

I wanna punch Ms. Gaga straight between her big brown eyes...
For making such a song that's ruinin' my life!
You snuck it on my Ipod so I shot you with a gun!
Listening to it's boppiness just isn't any fun!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Her stupid hook...no good in my book!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
The chorus sucks, enough is ENOUGH!

How I hate, how I hate,
Oh how I hate that Poker face!
(God I hate it, God I hate it!)
How I hate, how I hate,
Oh how I hate that Poker face!
(God I hate it, God I hate it!)

I hate-hate-Poker-Face, hate-hate-Poker Face!
I hate-hate-Poker-Face, hate-hate-Poker Face!

If you put it on my TV screen, I'll shove it out the window,
I'm not kiddin' I'm not foolin' round, you sing it, you go outta town
On super splintery rail, and I'm gonna hear you wail,
Tar and feathers on your face, and ass,
I'm tossin' you out fast!

Why'd she got and make that song,
Why do you like to sing along?
You sing it one more time I swear
I shoot you in your derriere!
HA!

How I hate, how I hate,
Oh how I hate that Poker face!
(God I hate it, God I hate it!)
How I hate, how I hate,
Oh how I hate that Poker face!
(God I hate it, God I hate it!)

I hate-hate-Poker-Face, hate-hate-Poker Face!
I hate-hate-Poker-Face, hate-hate-Poker Face!

I hate-hate-Poker-Face, hate-hate-Poker Face!
I hate-hate-Poker-Face, hate-hate-Poker Face!

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*Kitsune633 Aug 15, 2009, 6:05:43 PM

Wow, didn't know you could be that expressie in song. I applaud ya buddy ^^

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*RabidLeroy Aug 15, 2009, 9:20:43 PM

Goodness, this would definitely be a Wierd Al kind of song. Excellent composure of lyrics - I can clearly see this happening. X3 Top ,marks for raising a smile!!!

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*ngrey651 Aug 16, 2009, 3:47:24 AM

I'm glad you like! It feels good to get this off my chest.

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*ngrey651 Aug 16, 2009, 3:47:31 AM

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~Wormtail96 Aug 16, 2009, 5:40:10 AM

I'm sorry but...what the hell is Poker Face.

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~Auzie-Angel Aug 16, 2009, 9:16:24 AM

WOW!

You are an amazing song writer! That was awesome!

I have to go listen to the song now so I can appreciate your hatred more...

~Sykoekk Aug 16, 2009, 11:47:43 AM

Hooray for parody!

Personally, I rather like that song, but this was just too well done not to enjoy. Kudos.

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*123qaz123 Aug 17, 2009, 2:49:09 AM

Hahahahaa, that is a brilliant parody!

I tried singing that on the tune of "Pokerface" and it fits perfectly.

I never liked that song. It is too repetitive. I still remember when songs were supposed to tell a story and not just say the same thing again and again.